Hawk Moth: We need your help.
Mayura: Please. She is a monster
Master Fu: Once this is over, you two will hand over your miraculous and go to jail.
Ladybug: Who are we up against?
Hawk Moth & Mayura: Lila Rossi
Marinette, stomping into her room: I HATE EVERYTHING
Tikki: ?!?!
Marinette: I WENT TO A LADYBUG LOOKALIKE CONTEST
Marinette: AND I LOST
Marinette: TO CHAT NOIR
Tikki: [spits out cookie]
Marinette: [phone starts ringing]
Alya: [looks to see who’s calling]
Alya: [chuckling] You still call your father ‘daddy’, Mari?
Marinette: [looks at Alya with a completely straight face and answers the phone]
Marinette: Hey Chat.
Alya: [chokes]
Ladybug: [after defeating an akuma] Hey, you guys hungry? What do you want to eat?
Chat Noir: CHICKEN STRIIIIIIPS
Rena Rouge [without hesitating]: fuCk yOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
Rena and Chat: [high five each other]
Ladybug:
Ladybug: what
i know tikki and plagg have been around since like the beginning of time but having marinette and adrien as their holders has probably aged them a couple hundred years and it hasn’t even been six months
(This is 1000% canon and would for sure happen in the show you can fight me on that.)
So Chat Noir, seeing as he’s Chat Noir, decides that the best way to boost is “”career”” as a superhero is to star in a reality TV show.
(He does not tell Ladybug about this. She has to find out herself.)
Chat Noir becomes a fake Kardashian.
Nobody knows who produces the show, but it’s on every TV station. every. single. day.
Ladybug will not be a guest star no matter how much he pays her.
Chat Noir: I’m probably one of the smartest, most skilled people in this building
Marinette: … is your hand stuck in that vending machine?
Chat: I paid for mY SKITTLES, I’M GETTING MY SKITTLES
Chat Noir: Marinette! I really need your help. But you'll have to give it back to me once we've defeated the akuma.
Marinette: But- But I'm not superhero material. I'm sure there's someone who'd be a better-
Chat Noir: There is nobody I'd rather give this to. *opens box* Would you please save Paris with me?
Marinette: Oh-okay... *takes the Miraculous & transforms*
Chat Noir: *stares in awe*
Mulmouse: Why are you staring? Do I look weird?
Chat Noir: *grins* No, you're perfect. It's very you. Now follow me.
Mulmouse: Time for a game of Cat and Mouse?
Chat Noir:
Mulmouse: Or are you going to teach me the ropes first? *swings jump rope tail*
Chat Noir:
Chat Noir: Where have you been all my life?
Chat Noir: Marinette, this isn’t the first time I see you in the same place Ladybug disappeared
Chat Noir: by any chance are you..
Marinette: IN LOVE WITH YOU !
Chat Noir: a fan?
Marinette: wait what
Chat: what
Tikki: what
Plagg @ Adrien: lol are you dumb, kid?
